I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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