If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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