What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
