Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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