come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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