nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I had to cum in my sink.
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