Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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