bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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