We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dick has a subreddit
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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