Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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