Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
