haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The adults are the big ones right?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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