yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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