Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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