Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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