i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Randomize
