I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You've changed since you got that strap on
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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