1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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