ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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