I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Me too!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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