then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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