So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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