physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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