i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm at about main and main street
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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