Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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