:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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