I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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