I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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