if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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