i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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