remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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