Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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