No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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