Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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