At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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