your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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