At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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