so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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