I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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