I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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