our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You were trust falling into bushes
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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