I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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