What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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