so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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