My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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