I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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