i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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