Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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