I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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