Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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