There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just want nice things and good sex
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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